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My name is Chris Pultz. I work for the Computing Services department of Lincoln Public Schools in Lincoln, NE. Please note that this page is "all opinion all the time." If you are looking for officially sanctioned LPS related news, look here, not on this page. This page is rubbish, I assure you. And if you think this is awful, you definitely do not want to follow me on Twitter. That would drive you mad!
Onion Store
Take your office on the road and say goodbye to your “cable car” with this car power strip from Route 56. Plug in up to eight electronic devices and appliances at once! Scan, print, and send with two USB ports, an ethernet port, even a 25-pin parallel connector for you computer’s monitor. Mounts easily to most standard rearview mirrors.
No, the products aren’t real. But the empty boxes are. Wrap your otherwise forgettable gift in thiss gift box, and watch as the recipient struggles to feign enthusiasm for a multi-device power strip that mounts on the rearview mirror. Or take joy as their faces fall upon realizing there is no such thing—just a crappy bric-a-brac inside you waited until the last moment to buy.

Onion Store

Take your office on the road and say goodbye to your “cable car” with this car power strip from Route 56. Plug in up to eight electronic devices and appliances at once! Scan, print, and send with two USB ports, an ethernet port, even a 25-pin parallel connector for you computer’s monitor. Mounts easily to most standard rearview mirrors.

No, the products aren’t real. But the empty boxes are. Wrap your otherwise forgettable gift in thiss gift box, and watch as the recipient struggles to feign enthusiasm for a multi-device power strip that mounts on the rearview mirror. Or take joy as their faces fall upon realizing there is no such thing—just a crappy bric-a-brac inside you waited until the last moment to buy.